If your pet HAD opposable thumbs, this would be the card they'd buy for you on your birthday. But since they don't, and there is no surgery for that yet, maybe one of your good friends or family members can give them a hand. Letterpress printed, A2 size and blank on the inside! For, you know, paw prints! Comes with an envelope. Pet hair sold separately.
May I offer you 10% off your next (or current) order? I promise not to send you junk or disrespect your privacy. Hop on the list and your discount code will follow!